quinta-feira, abril 10, 2003
olha o que eu leio à noite: buddyhead! agora, olha o conteúdo estúpido que eu achei lá:
Premise: You want a bike! (not necessarily a great bike or anything)
You stroll into Toys R' Us or similar store, walk up and down the aisles a bit. If you can manage to keep your eyes on the little HQ partition/cubicle they have, and await the shift change, or know when the shift change occurs- you grab a bike off the rack and remove the price tag. If you time it correctly, you can walk up to the counter and say to an employee (preferably one who doesn't look too sharp, and certainly not a manager) the following :
"Yeah, I bought this bike the other day, and I'd like to return it. The only catch is I don't have my receipt with me."
Outcome 1: "I'm sorry, you can't return an item purchased here without a receipt"
At that point, the employee actually expects you to get frustrated, and walk out of the front doors with the bike in hand. Yours now.
Outcome 2: Employee notices the pleading look on your face and can't bear to tell you to drive all the way home and look around for the receipt. You get a refund on a bike you never bought. (less likely)
Outcome 3: Improper timing. "I saw you walk up here from the back with that bike." (leave store promptly- with the bike if you're tough)
Premise: You want a bike! (not necessarily a great bike or anything)
You stroll into Toys R' Us or similar store, walk up and down the aisles a bit. If you can manage to keep your eyes on the little HQ partition/cubicle they have, and await the shift change, or know when the shift change occurs- you grab a bike off the rack and remove the price tag. If you time it correctly, you can walk up to the counter and say to an employee (preferably one who doesn't look too sharp, and certainly not a manager) the following :
"Yeah, I bought this bike the other day, and I'd like to return it. The only catch is I don't have my receipt with me."
Outcome 1: "I'm sorry, you can't return an item purchased here without a receipt"
At that point, the employee actually expects you to get frustrated, and walk out of the front doors with the bike in hand. Yours now.
Outcome 2: Employee notices the pleading look on your face and can't bear to tell you to drive all the way home and look around for the receipt. You get a refund on a bike you never bought. (less likely)
Outcome 3: Improper timing. "I saw you walk up here from the back with that bike." (leave store promptly- with the bike if you're tough)
# Anônimo @ 2:01 AM
